We'd like to name him James. That names is already taken! Try James375 or James2017.
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- Oct 16 Sun 2016 00:07
Baby - Internet Joke
- Oct 14 Fri 2016 22:04
Table Layout - Web Developer Joke
Why did the web developer leave the restaurant? ... Because of the table layout.
- Oct 13 Thu 2016 01:15
Glasses - Programmer Joke
Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.
- Oct 11 Tue 2016 22:39
Incognito - Web Browser Joke
How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document.
- Oct 10 Mon 2016 21:07
International Olympiad in Informatics - Web Joke
How do programming champions start their programs?... int result[500000];
- Oct 09 Sun 2016 21:50
Tom and Jerry - Web Designer Joke
DOM and jQuery.
- Oct 08 Sat 2016 22:17
Pisa Tower CSS - Web Designer Joke
#pisa-tower { font-style: italic; }
- Oct 08 Sat 2016 01:05
Bytes - Computer Joke
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
- Oct 07 Fri 2016 01:26
Spaghetti - Web Joke
Why did the Italian chef fail his web coding class? ... He wrote spaghetti from scratch.
- Oct 03 Mon 2016 18:24
Rome - Web Developer Joke
Two fonts meet in Rome. One asks, "Are you a Roman, too?" "No," the other responds, "but I'm an Italic!"
- Oct 02 Sun 2016 15:02
Full Stack - Web Designer Joke
Front end vs. Back end.
- Oct 01 Sat 2016 02:17
F5 - Web Joke
How do programmers order for refreshments?... They press F5!
- Sep 30 Fri 2016 01:41
Burgers - Web Joke
How do coders like their burgers?... With chips!
- Sep 28 Wed 2016 23:55
Shopping - Web Joke
Internet Explorer goes shopping. An employee asks, "Do you need help?" Internet Explorer responds, "No. Just browsing."
- Sep 28 Wed 2016 01:40
Vegas - Programming Joke
Web design is a lot like Vegas. What happens below the fold stays below the fold.
- Sep 26 Mon 2016 22:27
Chemistry - Programming Joke
.periodic { display: table }
- Sep 25 Sun 2016 20:19
Newspaper - Developer Joke
We sent a web developer to the store to get The Times newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman.
- Sep 23 Fri 2016 21:42
Baby - Web Designer Joke
We'd like to name him Peter. That names is already taken! Try Peter365 or Peter2016.
- Sep 22 Thu 2016 18:55
Lego - Programming Joke
.lego { display: block; }
- Sep 20 Tue 2016 22:04
Home - Programming Joke
There's no place like 127.0.0.1.