A machine that turns coffee into code.
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- Feb 05 Sun 2017 00:05
Programmer (noun) - Programming Joke
- Jan 30 Mon 2017 02:43
Viking - Programming Joke
What do you call a programmer from Finland?... A Nerdic!
- Jan 30 Mon 2017 02:38
Eight Bytes - Programming Joke
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?" The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!"
- Jan 30 Mon 2017 02:33
Programming Championship - Programming Joke
C++ hide and seek championship.
- Jan 11 Wed 2017 01:45
Titanic and Iceberg - Programming Joke
#titanic { position: absolute; bottom: 0; } .iceberg { display: block; }
- Jan 08 Sun 2017 20:01
Peter Pan - Geek Joke
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
- Jan 08 Sun 2017 19:57
Homev6 - Programming Joke
There's no place like ::1.
- Jan 08 Sun 2017 19:52
ASCII a Question - Funny Computer Joke
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
- Dec 25 Sun 2016 08:05
Happy Holidays - Computer Joke
Merry browserful Christmas and Happy browserful New Year 2017!
- Dec 23 Fri 2016 14:43
Merry Christmas - Programming Joke
Merry browsery Christmas and Happy browsery New Year 2017!
- Dec 21 Wed 2016 09:36
Pisa Tower CSS - Developer Joke
#pisa-tower { font-style: italic; }
- Dec 18 Sun 2016 23:25
Rome - Web Developer Joke
Two fonts meet in Rome. One asks, "Are you a Roman, too?" "No," the other responds, "but I'm an Italic!"
- Dec 17 Sat 2016 10:20
F5 - Programmers Joke
How do programmers order for refreshments?... They press F5!
- Dec 15 Thu 2016 08:54
Hide and Seek - Programming Joke
Programming hide and seek championship.
- Dec 11 Sun 2016 20:49
Burgers - Computer Joke
How do coders like their burgers?... With chips!
- Dec 10 Sat 2016 20:13
Vegas - Web designer Joke
Web design is a lot like Vegas. What happens below the fold stays below the fold.
- Dec 09 Fri 2016 18:48
Threads - Programmer Joke
Knock knock! Race condition. Who's there?!
- Dec 07 Wed 2016 23:20
Browser Wars - Programming Joke
- Dec 06 Tue 2016 15:01
Tux Party - Programming Joke
- Dec 05 Mon 2016 21:42
Ghost - Web developer Joke
.ghost { color: white; opacity: 0.1; }