What does a computer scientist wear on Halloween?... A bit mask.
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- Nov 08 Tue 2016 05:56
Halloween - Computer Joke
- Nov 07 Mon 2016 06:13
Dinosaurs - Programming Joke
COBOL programming class.
- Nov 06 Sun 2016 04:30
ASCII/ANSI - Programming Joke
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
- Nov 05 Sat 2016 03:44
Sweet Home - Computer Joke
127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.
- Nov 03 Thu 2016 21:35
Twins - Programming Joke
- Nov 02 Wed 2016 21:48
1023MB - Computer Joke
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had a gig yet.
- Nov 01 Tue 2016 22:05
Question - Computer Joke
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
- Oct 30 Sun 2016 04:01
Tom and Jerry - jQuery Joke
DOM and jQuery.
- Oct 29 Sat 2016 03:30
Keyboard - Computer Joke
Keyboard not found... Press F1 to continue.
- Oct 27 Thu 2016 22:07
Sleep - Web Joke
4:04 AM. Sleep not found.
- Oct 26 Wed 2016 08:56
Hobbit - Programmer Joke
What do you call 8 hobbits?... A hobbyte.
- Oct 26 Wed 2016 00:38
Java - Programmer Joke
Knock knock... Who's there?... ... very long pause ... Java!
- Oct 24 Mon 2016 03:09
Homev6 - Computer Joke
There's no place like ::1.
- Oct 23 Sun 2016 00:50
Self Portrait - Web Joke
2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995...
- Oct 21 Fri 2016 22:12
Tables - Web Joke
An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
- Oct 21 Fri 2016 01:54
Virus - Computer Joke
Why did the computer keep sneezing? ... It had a virus!
- Oct 19 Wed 2016 20:44
Dates - Web Joke
- Oct 18 Tue 2016 23:55
Robots - Computer Joke
Two robots meet. The first robot asks, "Are you ill?" The second robot replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
- Oct 18 Tue 2016 01:42
Vim - Web Designer Joke
How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.
- Oct 16 Sun 2016 19:35
Hammer - Programming Joke
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.