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Astronomy - Programming Joke

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

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Computers - Programming Joke

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Computers - Programming Joke

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Happy Ada Lovelace Day! - Programming Joke

Happy Ada Lovelace day, everyone!

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Air Conditioners - Computer Joke

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

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Linux Party - Programming Joke

Linux OS has 26th birthday. Happy Linux cake day!

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Jeff Bezos Buys Whole Foods - Programming Joke

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me berries from Whole Foods!" Alexa: "Ok, Jeff, I just bought Whole Foods."

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Parenthesis - Programming Joke

Scheme programming hide and seek championship.

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Incognito Browsing - Programming Joke

An empty Internet browser's history is an automatic admission of guilt.

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Debugging is the art of extracting the needles from the haystack.

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Grandpa and his Computer - Programming Joke

My grandpa never logged on the Internet. Not because he used a modem, but because his default browser was Internet Explorer.

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Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.

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Nordic - Programming Joke

What do you call a programmer from Sweden?... A Nerdic!

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Violent Maniac - Programming Joke

Programming pro tip: When you write your code, remember that the person who will maintain your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live!

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Debugging code is about as hard as removing the needles from the haystack.

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Chrome - Programming Joke

The hungriest browser.

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Grace Hopper - Programming Joke

Grace Hopper is famous for popularizing how far light travels in 1 nanosecond. If you didn't know, it's exactly 1 foot. Remember, 1 foot is 1 nanosecond.

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Winners - Programming Joke

LISP programming hide and seek championship.

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Cows - Programming Joke

Greek cows say μ.

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Alan Turing - Programming Joke

Debugging programs on infinite tapes isn't easy.

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